July 2012
other kids: post profile picture 13 seconds ago, has 40 likes
me: posts profile picture, 3 months later, 1 like
echo-of-words:
“I don’t think anyone ever gets over anything in life; they merely get used to it.” ― Douglas Coupland
When you're telling and a story and someone else...
sodamnrelatable:
and you’re like
me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
person: omg how do you read books so fast?
me: ... That wasn't even fast. I usually finish it in a day.
person: omg but it takes me like a month to read a book!
me: *stares in disbelief with mouth wide open looking like a goddamn fish while wondering how the frick it can take someone that long to read a book that is not the encyclopaedia or some shit*
Other teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.
When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I'm...
sodamnrelatable:
11 tags
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
me: says a joke
facebook: 0 likes
twitter: 0 retweets
tumblr: 1 note
me: I know who my true friends are
When my parents have friends with cute sons
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