April 2012
When you're in an awkward situation
but then your bestfriend arrives you’re like:
Click here to laugh! You’re ALL invited!
boy: "Are you jealous?"
girl: "Nope"
boy: "Are you jealous?"
girl: "I said NO!"
boy: "Okay, give me a kiss?"
girl: "Go ask your 'friend' for a kiss"
shitbloggerssay:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
When I get ready for a party:
thewisepickle:
Expectation:
Reality:
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
stumpology:
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word