June 2012
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we're lazy here on tumblr.
press J: scroll down a post
press K: scroll up a post
press L: like a post
press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,
When you need to use the bathroom and people are...
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friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
I should just give up trying to act normal and...
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
people: you're so mean
me: i'm nice i just dont like you
Omg i just realized that you actually have to be...
forshitsandgigggles:
termin4l:
too cute for ugly people, not cute enough for hot people
When I'm married, I never want to fight in front...
You have to get hurt. That’s how you learn. The strongest people out there, the...
– (via wordsandlyrics)
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
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Your crush walks in the room...
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like
And you’re just like,